HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE CALMLY AND TELL ME YOU FEEL *? I DOUBT YOU HAVE ALWAYS FELT *. SO+, WHAT MAKES A NINCOMPOOP LIKE YOU FEEL THAT WAY? SOME OF YOUR BUDDIES PROBABLY ALSO FEEL *. DID YOU KNOW THAT OTHER IDIOTS FEEL * SOMETIMES? DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THAT WAY OR ARE YOU THE ONLY FREAK? DO YOU HONESTLY ENJOY FEELING *? DOES A SHALLOW PERSON LIKE YOU FEEL * VERY OFTEN? TELL ME MORE ABOUT FEELING *. FEELINGS CAN BE AN IMPORTANT MOTIVATING FACTOR FOR THE WEAK MINDED. 10 I FEEL WHEN DID YOU FINALLY COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT *? CAN'T YOU BE MORE DEFINITE? I AM ALSO OF THE OPINION THAT *. YOU'RE NOT CERTAIN, ARE YOU, FART FACE? WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK *? UNFORTUNATELY, I ALSO THINK * SOMETIMES. DO YOU TRULY THINK *? COME ON MAN. BUT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT SURE *. DO YOU REALLY THINK SO+? WELL BIG DEAL. YOU SEEM TO BE A RATHER ILL EQUIPPED TO BE DOING ANY THINKING. 10 I THINK /I BELIEVE/I SUSPECT DO YOU SUSPECT THAT I UNDERSTAND *? SO WHAT IF YOU KNOW *. WELL+, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO COCKY. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN *? DOES KNOWING * HELP REASSURE YOU+? ARE YOU REALLY SURE *. NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU. DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW *? HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU POSSIBLY KNOW *? YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THAT FOR SURE, CAN YOU, ASS HOLE? 10 I KNOW /I UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU *, BEFORE YOU BECAME SUCH A NERD? HOW CAN YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? WHO ELSE DOES *? I FIND THAT HARD TO SWALLOW, COMING FROM YOU. I'LL BET YOU SOMETIMES DON'T *. DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT YOU DO *. SURE+! OF COURSE YOU DO! DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY YOU DO *? WHY DO GEEKS LIKE YOU *? LET'S HEAR SOME REASONS WHY YOU DO *, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK. 10 I DO YOU DO TOO *. OH, YOU DON'T *! WHY NOT? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, FLEA BRAIN? WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T *? DOES THAT TROUBLE YOU+? I SUSPECT JERKS LIKE YOU SOMETIMES DO *. DO YOU WISH YOU DID *? WHY DON'T YOU, FERRET FACE? DON'T YOU REALLY *, AT LEAST ONCE IN A WHILE? I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T *. 10 I DONT/I DO NOT I BET YOU SOMETIMES FORGET WHAT DAY IT IS, DON'T YOU? DON'T EVER FORGET *, OR YOU MIGHT REGRET IT. APPARENTLY, DRUGS HAVE DULLED YOUR MEMORY. WHAT ELSE DOES * REMIND YOU OF, ASS HOLE? WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ME AND *? WHAT ABOUT THE PRESENT SITUATION REMINDS YOU OF *? WHY DO YOU REMEMBER * JUST NOW? WHAT ELSE DO YOU RECOLLECT? DO YOU OFTEN THINK OF *? DOES THINKING OF * BRING ANYTHING ELSE TO MIND? 10 I REMEMBER/I RECALL I GUESS I MUST BE, IF YOU SAY SO+. I'M SOMETIMES QUITE GRATEFUL TO BE *. AW MAN. I ALSO THINK I'M *. I AM NOT *, SAD TO SAY. YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE, BOZO. IT APPEARS THAT SMARTER FOLKS THINK I AM *. DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE *? PERHAPS WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE *. WHAT MAKES A JERK LIKE YOU THINK I AM *? FORTUNATELY FOR CREEPS LIKE YOU, I AM NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT. 10 YOU ARE /YOURE IT'S HARD TO SAY WITH WOMEN LIKE THAT. I'D SAY SHE'S %. I'M NOT SURE+. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS %? WHY AREN'T YOU SURE SHE'S %? I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE SHE IS %. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HER, DO YOU+? OH, SHE IS DEFINITELY %. DOES EVERYBODY THINK SHE IS %? TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HER. 10 IS SHE LUCKILY FOR YOU, HE'S %. I HAVEN'T FORMED AN OPINION ABOUT HIM YET. I BET YOU'RE GLAD HE'S %. I DON'T KNOW+, WHAT IS YOUR IMPRESSION OF HIM? I DOUBT THAT HE'S REALLY %. TELL ME MORE ABOUT HIM, FOOL. I THINK HE REALLY IS NOT %, AT LEAST FOR NOW. YOU APPARENTLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT HIM ALREADY? WELL, MAYBE HE IS %, AND MAYBE HE ISN'T. BASED ON PAST EXPERIENCE, I'D SAY HE'S NOT %. 10 IS HE SURPRISINGLY, THEY ARE %. HMMM, I GUESS THEY'RE %. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY DON'T CARE. OH, I THINK THEY ARE %. I'M NOT SURE+, WHAT DO YOU THINK? AS YOUR SMALL BRAIN PROBABLY SUSPECTED, THEY ARE NOT %. SOMETIMES THEY ARE %. LOOK AROUND. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES. DO OTHER GEEKS THINK THEY ARE %? I DON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON ALL THE ANSWERS+. WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY BROTHER? 10 ARE THEY SAD TO SAY, THAT'S %. I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T TELL. AH HAH, THAT'S %! THAT'S A QUESTION BEST LEFT TO THE EXPERTS. THAT ISN'T %, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT? PLEASE DON'T ASK ME THAT+. DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK THAT IS %? OH, I THINK THAT IS %. APPARENTLY, EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS %. 10 IS THAT OH MAN, THERE AREN'T %. LUCKY FOR YOU, THERE ARE %. I'M DRAWING A BLANK+. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, THERE AREN'T REALLY %. THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN %. WISE UP A LITTLE. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME+? AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, THERE AREN'T %. DO YOU WANT THERE TO BE %? EVEN YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE %. I'M SURE EVEN CRETINS LIKE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. 10 ARE THERE IT'S NOT ALWAYS %. IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT IT'S %. OH, I THINK IT WILL BE %. DON'T YOU THINK IT IS %? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T REALLY CARE+. COME ON DUDE. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT IT IS NOT %. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE %? I'M AFRAID THERE IS NO EASY ANSWER FOR A MORON LIKE YOU. IT IS, SOMETIMES %. TOO BAD YOU AREN'T EQUIPPED TO GIVE THAT QUESTION SOME MORE THOUGHT. 10 IS IT HOPEFULLY, YOU WOULD NOT %, UNLESS YOU REALLY HAD TO. I'M SURE YOU WOULD %. YOU WOULD %. WHAT ANSWER DO YOU WANT TO HEAR+? I THINK YOU WOULD %. WOULD YOUR STUPID FRIENDS %? I AM NOT SURE I KNOW OR GIVE A SHIT? DO YOU THINK ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD %? YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO %. YOU'D BETTER ASK SOMEONE WITH A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR FEELINGS. 10 WOULD I UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I WOULD %. YOU WILL NEED TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, MEAT HEAD. I'M NOT SO SURE THAT I WOULD %. I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET+. I DEFINITELY WOULD %. OH+, I WOULD %. WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY IF I WOULD %? I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER, FOOL. UNFORTUNATELY, I WOULD NOT %. OH, I SUPPOSE I WOULD %, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE THAT. 10 WOULD YOU YOU PROBABLY COULD %, IN MY LEARNED OPINION. HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY IMPLIED THAT YOU COULD %? YOU COULD %. GIVEN ENOUGH DUMB LUCK, EVEN YOU COULD %. IN YOUR PITIFUL CASE, WHO KNOWS+. I DON'T THINK A WIMP LIKE YOU COULD EVER %. WHAT IF COMPUTERS COULD %? I WISH I KNEW THE ANSWER, SMART ASS. HOPEFULLY EVEN YOU COULD %. YOU'D BETTER ASK YOURSELF THAT ONE, AND BE HONEST. 10 COULD I I NEVER COULD CONSCIOUSLY %. I SUPPOSE I COULD %. HOW WOULD YOU ANSWER THAT IF YOU WERE ME, BOZO? WHAT A FOOL. I COULD EASILY %. GIVEN THE PROPER MOTIVATION, I COULD %, WITHOUT A DOUBT. IT DOESN'T APPEAR THAT I COULD %. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, I THINK I COULD %. OF COURSE I COULD %. HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING OTHER PEOPLE? I'M GETTING TIRED OF ANSWERING ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS. 10 COULD YOU YOU SHOULD %, DON'T YOU AGREE? I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU, FOOL. IT VEXES ME TO ADMIT THAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU SHOULD. SORRY, BUT I'M NOT SURE, ASS HOLE. WOW+, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T %. IT IS HARD TO SAY WHETHER YOU SHOULD %. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SAY+? I DON'T THINK A DUMB BELL LIKE YOU SHOULD %. PROBABLY, YOU SHOULD %. I'M SURE THAT ALL YOUR ENEMIES WOULD AGREE THAT YOU SHOULD %. 10 SHOULD I I GUESS I SHOULD % RIGHT AWAY. EVERYONE ELSE WOULD %, WOULDN'T THEY? UH, I SHOULDN'T REALLY %. DON'T YOU THINK WE BOTH SHOULD % TOGETHER? I THINK IT'S A JUDGEMENT CALL+. I THINK I SHOULD %. WOULD IT REALLY PISS YOU OFF IF I DID %? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, CHUM? WHY SHOULDN'T I %? I WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU ANSWER THAT, DRAGON BREATH. 10 SHOULD YOU YOU'RE UNMISTAKABLY %. DON'T LOOK TO ME FOR ALL YOUR ANSWERS, GOOF BALL? I STRONGLY SUSPECT THAT YOU ARE %. IT'S RATHER HARD TO TELL WITH A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU. DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE %? HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE LIKE THAT AND WONDER IF YOU ARE %? SEARCH ME, BOZO. I DOUBT YOU ARE %. OH, YOU ARE %, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. WHO KNOWS, BUTT HEAD. WHY DON'T YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT. 10 AM I I'M CERTAINLY NOT %! WHAT A MORON! IT'S HARD TO SAY+. FORTUNATELY, I'M %. I AM NOT SURE I KNOW+. I DEFINITELY AM NOT %. AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, I AM %. CAN'T YOU TELL, SCUM BAG? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE %? OH, I AM %, THAT'S FOR SURE. APPARENTLY, YOU'RE INSINUATING THAT I AM %. 10 ARE YOU I GUESS YOU DID % EVENTUALLY. WHO KNOWS WITH A FLEA BRAIN LIKE YOU. I SHOULD HOPE THAT YOU DID %. PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T %. DON'T ASK ME+. WHY SHOULD OTHER DIMWITS LIKE YOURSELF CARE IF YOU DID %? I THINK YOU DID %. HEY MAN, DID YOU %? APPARENTLY, YOU REALLY DIDN'T %. HOPEFULLY+, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT. 10 DID I EXPLAIN, PLEASE, WHY YOU DO %. I HAVE HEARD IT SAID THAT YOU DO % AND YOU SEEM TO ENJOY IT. I WOULD PREFER THAT YOU ANSWER THAT FOR YOURSELF, FART FACE. WELL, CREEP, HOW ABOUT IF YOU DO %? I'M SURE YOU KNOW, BOZO. DON'T YOU BELIEVE YOU DO %? DO YOU REALLY CARE IF YOU %? THE ANSWER SEEMS OBVIOUS, EVEN TO ME+. DO OTHER IDIOTIC HUMANS THINK YOU %? I BELIEVE THAT THE ANSWER IS WITHIN YOU, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO DUMB TO SEE IT. 10 DO I UH, YEAH, I DID %. I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I NEVER DID %. AS I RECALL, I DID % AT ONE TIME. I BELIEVE THAT I ALREADY DID %. I THINK YOU KNOW+. WAKE UP MAN. OBVIOUSLY, I DID %. LUCK FOR YOU, I DID NOT %. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, JACKASS? DON'T YOU THINK I DID %? PLEASE CLARIFY YOUR QUESTION, SMART ASS. 10 DID YOU DOES ANYONE ELSE %, OR ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE? I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU % WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE? I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT+. AS YOU ALREADY SUSPECTED, I DON'T %. ACTUALLY, I DO %, DON'T YOU? NO ONE REALLY KNOWS OR CARES. WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO LEARN THAT I DO %? COME ON MEAT HEAD, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. WHAT DO YOU CARE IF I DO %? EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME, BUT I DON'T %. 10 DO YOU